I reject your reality and substitute my own

thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:38 -0700

cinematicshit:

I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.

earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:33 -0700

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster

bread

this isnt even a joke

stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:31 -0700

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:17 -0700

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:06 -0700

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:18 -0700

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:18:02 -0700

castielhasthephoneb0x: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:17:39 -0700

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

whitedenimjacket: poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:17:02 -0700

whitedenimjacket:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

we want Donna back

mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:10:24 -0700

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

ashisaloser: this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:08:30 -0700

ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

noitsfabrayberry: if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:07:34 -0700

noitsfabrayberry:

if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i would probably kick you in the face tbh

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:07:20 -0700

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:33:23 -0700

rangerhitomi: nicolasiscaged: “420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:33:19 -0700

rangerhitomi:

nicolasiscaged:

“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire

zoeysugg: ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:16:01 -0700

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

anythingphotography: Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:51 -0700

anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson

Erik Johansen’s pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.

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foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:49:33 -0700

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

thank you once again

AH WHEN WILL THEY END

EVEN MORE OMFG

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:47:29 -0700

menstruate: red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:45:36 -0700

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror