May 2013
thebluthcompany:
cinematicshit:
I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
castielhasthephoneb0x:
a-study-in-butts:
thetwincores:
asapmona:
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
whitedenimjacket:
poco-loki:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at...
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
rangerhitomi:
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
menstruate:
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
imgonnariverdance:
loveforeversmilealways:
do you ever get so emotional and you just
Why is this gif so accurate
lockedin221b:
thejohnlockgames:
WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via ghettogwenythpaltrow)
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Actual conversation with the mother
Me: I think it's awesome how much the fandoms influence the fans
Mum: What do you mean?
Me: Well the Sherlock fandom have become really intelligent, like give them a scene and they'll pick it apart and they've got so many fall theories it's unbelievable!
Me: Then you've got the Doctor Who fandom, they're crazy and they bounce around like toddlers but hurt them or a brother fandom and they become downright scary.
Me: And then the Supernatural Fandom look all tough and scary but they're softies underneath, and they're experts on all things that go bump in the night.
Me: and th- Oh God!
Mum: What?
Me: Oh God!
Mum: What!
Me: The Hannibal Fandom.
the-winchester-initiative:
shinysherlock:
pickled-johnlock:
what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago
Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
That was fucking beautiful
pimientos-especiales:
So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
vaginafulloflegos:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
westbor0baptistchurch:
tootsied:
iapprovethispost:
tootsied:
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
punmonster:
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
rabioheab:
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
